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Selamat Ari Gawai!

Let me share with you an SMS I received…

Ku hulur Salam seharum Tiger,
Kasih Sayang sejernih Langkau,
Setulus hati seputih Barcadi,
Walaupun dosaku sehitam Stout,
Ku mohon ampun sebanyak 10×4 tin…
Maaf ku pinta sampai palau,
Tuak arak sama tau di langak,
Segulai sejalai bersama Tajai,
Selamat Gawai, Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai*…

Translated:
I send my regards as fragrant as Tiger (beer),
My love as clear as Langkau (home-made liquor),
With a sincere heart as white as Barcardi (liquor),
Although my sins are as black as Stout (malt-drink with alcohol),
My regrets as much as 10×4 cans (of beer?)…
I apologise until I am drunk,
Tuak (rice wine) and liquor can both be gobbled,
All together with the Tajai,
Selamat Gawai, Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai*
And another Gawai SMS I received, but this I’m not gonna translate ‘cos that’ll just take the fun out of it! 😉 …

Selamat Ari Gawai,
Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai*.
Ati tusah duit nadai,
Arap payslip udah datai.
Check gaji nyumpah cibai,
Nuduh company jai amai.
Bisi duit nadai berasai,
Meli VCD indu telanjai.
Apo…Paloi amai amai.

ROFLMAO!!! 😀

So yeah…Selamat Ari Gawai!!! Gayu Guru Gerai Nyamai*…OooooHA!
* a customary way of well-wish greeting for Gawai, literally translated:
Happy Gawai (Harvest Festival), Long Life Health & Comfort…

P.S. Will be headed to Sibu 2nd day of Gawai, so…hiatus lah till I get back. 😉

9 thoughts on “Selamat Ari Gawai!

  1. ha ha ha .. u dun need to translate bacardi la. it’s understood

  2. Happy Gawai, Mar!! Enjoy yourself to the fullest! 🙂

  3. Slamat Ari Gawai sulu injau!..ang nda nyangkung beer, tuak…ikan pusu ang nda mantai…GBU!

  4. Selamat Ari Gawai to you, mar!! Enjoy your holiday… 🙂

  5. Langkau is home made liquor? betul ke? ini ajaran sesat ni.. Bacardi and Stout, understood lah 😀 slamat ari gawai..

  6. Selamat ari Gawai.. I got that same SMS too..

  7. LOL mar! =D the second sms sounds more hilarious…!

  8. cibol,
    hahaha…well, alang2 menjeluk pekasam biar sampai ke pangkal lengan, alang2 I translate, translate everything lor…except that Tajai which I dunno. Anyone?? 😉
    drumsticks,
    Thanks! And I did!!! 😀
    Loudshir,
    Minat mai gak makai ikan pusu…LOL.
    melbie,
    Thanks…and I sure did!!! 😀
    bongkersz,
    Itu si cibol yg kata so kalau ajaran sesat tu, ajaran dia…wakaka…
    cdason,
    Which sms? The 1st or 2nd? 😉
    nono,
    “sounds” only kah? If you understand it, it’s even more hilarious! 😀

  9. hahah faham faham.. sikit sikit la

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